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Monday, August 6, 2007

自稱為大國的支那教壞下一代,
廣州市北京路某大西餐廳的中英文餐牌
真是大開眼界, 百聞不如一見.

楊鐵樑留言信箱,大家快來學英文.
我相信如此的英文考起香港大學英文系教授.
激死劉家傑

例子:
三文治=Three text cure 多士=many privates
乾炒牛河=fuck to fry the cow river
沙律=sand 豬扒=pick 牛扒=cow picks
西冷牛扒=cold cow in west picks
星洲=star state 意大利粉=idea powder
焗豬扒飯=bureau pig picks the rice
雲吞=cloud swallows 日式烏冬=black winter in day
粥=gruel 河粉=river powder
撈河粉=gets the river powder
萬寶路香煙=ten thousand treasure road
參茶=three tea

支那人實在太醜陋了,自誇神六昇天與國際接軌,
笑死番鬼佬,一知半解,不求甚解.
本文定能讓你半天捧腹大笑
差不多先生(胡適名著)
不愧為東亞病夫.
全世界只有支那人能做出這樣子的英文
(能做出這樣子的餐牌, 食品的質素是怎樣, 請自行考慮)
真的是極度醜惡.非筆墨所能形容
鳴謝: 照片提供:拮穿先生 newsgroup.hkland.tuen-mun

Thursday, August 2, 2007

KG 21 -> 5!

終於.. KG 用以 1 換 5 去左 Boston (差唔多用左成隊波去換)

C RATLIFF
PF AI
SF GG
SG GOMES
PG Telfair
6th man
1st round pick
而家 Boston 個隊形好似好勁 (內:KG, 外, PP + Ray Allen)

不過而家 Boston 可以講真係冇哂其他人.. big 3 其中一個傷左都唔掂.. 所以我估佢地唔可以同 Suns, Spurs 做比較.. 真係要打左一兩個月個 chemistry 係點先知道..

木狼有 KG 係度.. 97年開始去到03年都係入到 Playoff.. 不過一定過唔到 1st Round..
好啦.. 去到04年.. 即係 KG + Spree + Alien 既第 2 年.. 終於過到 1st Round.. 不過 Semis 就遇到當時有 Mailman + Kobe + Shaq + GP 既湖人.. 宿命論終於打破..
不過之後 3 年因為 Spree 既離開加上 Alien 受傷.. 都入唔到 Playoff.. 真係好可悲..

KG 係 VGM 度一直係 Must Buy.. 佢既隱定.. 佢既全能.. 就算佢點貴都一定要買..

希望下年佢係東岸真係同 PP + Ray Allen 夾到啦

下季 NBA 又真係好睇 WOR.. 東岸加左好多勁人過黎.. 希望唔會再一面到啦!

Achievements
NBA Most Valuable Player: 2004
NBA All-Star Game MVP: 2003
10-time NBA All-Star: 1997, 1998, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007
8-time All-NBA:
First Team: 2000, 2003, 2004
Second Team: 2001, 2002, 2005
Third Team: 1999, 2007
8-time All-Defensive:
First Team: 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005
Second Team: 2006, 2007
NBA All-Rookie Second Team: 1996

From Rotoworld:
Garnett, who has posted at least 20 points, 10 boards and four assists for a league-record nine straight seasons, shouldn’t lose any fantasy value, despite the presence of Paul Pierce and Ray Allen. "I am excited to become a Celtic," Garnett said. "It's wonderful to have the opportunity to play with players the quality of Paul and Ray. The Celtics have had a proud tradition and now I hope that we can add to the legacy." Given the fact that Garnett should dominate Eastern Conference power forwards, he should easily retain Top 5 value. Garnett will wear No. 5 in Boston. The No. 21 has been retired by the team to honor sharp-shooting Bill Sharman.